What if I said no,
What if I didn’t go?
Why won’t you leave me,
Go by yourself to see.
I haven’t lost one thing,
Nothing needed I can bring.
I know I’ll be annoyed,
Not once have I enjoyed.
Cart always pulls to right,
Never another one in sight.
Change carts and yet still,
Always get the bad wheel.
Items needed not in stock,
Empty shelves me they’ll mock.
Most list items once found,
Then the registers go down.
Didn’t want to be here,
After this I’ll need beer.
Hope you know I’m irritated,
By now you probably anticipated.
Shopping is such a chore,
Hate it more and more.
Worst part of my day,
Please, why can’t I stay?
By iamfunny2 and posted on okaywhatif.com. I’m from the U.S. and I hadn’t written any poetry since I was in school over 20 years ago until I started my blog in July of this year.