Scary Mary would like to be pretty
Someone that was gorgeous and lush
But alas she was born with a face
With wrinkles all over her mush
Her hair was all in a tangle
With a wart on the end of her nose
She is pretty disgusting
From her head down to her toes
She though I will make a potion
To make me a beautiful bell
But alas forgot the words
To create her powerful spell
So speaking the words that she thought
Throwing in larks tongue and essence of goat
Next morning she looked in the mirror
Realising she’d turn into a bloke
Knowing she could not turn her self back
She rushed out of the room in a hurry
Then she changed her name by de pole
Now she goes under the name Murray
Lol! Funny… Nice one.
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