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Bonfire, you’re a merry fellow
With your flames of red and yellow,
And your cheery cracks and pops-
You gobble up the old bean-props,
The pea-sticks, withered plants, and all
The leaves blown down beside the wall.
Your never-ending spires of smoke
(The colour of a pixy’s cloak)
Go mounting to the starry sky,
And when the wind comes bustling by
Oh, what a merry game you play,
And how you pop and roar away!
Your heart is red, your smoke is thick,
On, pile on leaves and branches quick!
Let’s dance around and shout and sing,
Oh, Bonfire, you’re a LOVELY thing!From the Enid Blyton Poetry book, 1934.
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The Bonfire at Night: A poem by Enid Blyto YOUR FAVOURITE POEM – Famous Poet
Guy Fawkes
It’s just one night
A burning desire
To burn Guy Fawkes
On a blazing fire,
Celebrations light up the sky
Colourful fireworks shoot up high
Blues, Pinks, Greens and red
Celebrating each year of his death,
Around the fire hundreds stare
Watching the embers fade
Quietly putting Guy Fawkes to rest
Abbe Cutforth
Bonfire Night
As we celebrate bonfire night
Let us remember when it all began
Guy Fawkes tried to blow up Parliament
The government of the day was not a fan
His attempt to destroy failed
For his treachery he was hung
Today we all celebrate bonfire night
With everyone having lots of fun
With fireworks and sparklers
Jumping jacks, bangers and mushy peas
The fire burning lightening up the sky
See the rockets flying over the trees
The smell of bonfire toffee
Fireworks displaying so bright
The fire well alight now
Lightning up the darkest night
Remember to be careful
For fireworks can burn and maim
Let your parents light them all
Keeping all away from hurt and pain
Malcolm G Bradshaw
Bonfire night memories
It’s bonfire night and the sky
is full of crackles and bangs,
brightly coloured lights.
The damp November air;
full of gunpowder and
the smell of fires
and smoke
everywhere!
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Oh how I love this atmosphere.
If only I had someone to tell about
‘our penny for the guy’
or the terrific bonfires we built.
I have the honour of lighting it,
with lighted match, hands shaking,
searching for dry paper.
Then little fires start to build inside;
the first smell of smoke
as wood starts to light,
this is just the beginning alright.
‘It’s lit! it’s lit!’ everyone shouts.
I remember the flames,
that licked the sleepers dry,
swirling bright yellow flames,
leaping higher and higher,
‘can’t you just feel that fire!’
The heat on my face,
‘ look my coat is steaming!’
Excited faces all around,
Dad saying ‘be careful son.
‘Don’t get too near that fire
or that air bomb that didn’t go off,
it could explode at any second!’
Don’t worry Dad, I’m alright.
(never felt better in fact)
This is definitely the best night,
It is just so brilliant it is.
Oh if only I was still a kid,
I’d be outside right now with my friends,
eyes wide open trying to take it all in,
ears primed; ready for the big bangs,
deciding which firework to light next.
Not sitting here enjoying my memories
of November the fifth’s gone by—
Just sat at my computer, writing this.
by Simon Icke. copyright 2009
SCARY MARY
Scary Mary would like to be pretty
Someone that was gorgeous and lush
But alas she was born with a face
With wrinkles all over her mush
Her hair was all in a tangle
With a wart on the end of her nose
She is pretty disgusting
From her head down to her toes
She though I will make a potion
To make me a beautiful bell
But alas forgot the words
To create her powerful spell
So speaking the words that she thought
Throwing in larks tongue and essence of goat
Next morning she looked in the mirror
Realising she’d turn into a bloke
Knowing she could not turn her self back
She rushed out of the room in a hurry
Then she changed her name by de pole
Now she goes under the name Murray
penny for the guy
- “Remember, remember
- the Fifth of November
- is gunpowder treason and plot.
- I see no reason
- why gunpowder treason
- should ever be forgot.
- Knock at the door,
- ring the bell.
- Have you got a penny for
- singing so well ?
- If you haven’t got a penny
- a ha’penny will do
- If you haven’t got a ha’penny
- then God bless you !!”
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TRY ONE IF YOU DARE
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Cinder toffee
This recipe is classed as easy
- Prep time:
- 20 min, plus setting
- Cook time:
- 25 min
My favourite recipe for glossy toffee – perfect for passing around at Halloween and Bonfire Night parties
Ingredients
- 100 g golden syrup
- 200 g caster sugar
- 40 g butter
- 0.5 tsp vinegar
- 1 tsp bicarbonate of soda
- 2 tbsp water
This recipe is classed as easy
- Prep time:
- 10 min
- Cook time:
- 30 min
- Serves:
- 4
Rich onion gravy transforms this family favourite into a meal fit for a king fro
Ingredients
For the onion gravy
- 1 tbsp olive oil
- 25 g butter
- 4 onions, sliced
- 1 tsp leaves ofthyme
- 125 ml red wine
- 400 ml chicken stock
- 1 bay leaf
- salt and freshly groundpepper
For the mash
- 1 kg flourypotatoes, King Edwards or Maris Piper are good
- 100 ml milk
- 75 g butter
- 1 grate ofnutmeg
- salt and freshly groundblack pepper
For the sausages
Method
1. First make the gravy. Heat the olive oil and butter in a saucepan and soften the onions and thyme over a very gentle heat. It’s best to cook them, without colouring, for about 10-15 minutes. Give the onions a good stir now and again.
2. Remove the lid, turn up the heat and continue frying the onions until they turn a deep russet brown. Add the wine and bubble until it has almost evaporated. Pour in the stock and add the bay leaf. Season with salt and freshly ground pepper.
3. Simmer, uncovered for about 15 minutes, until thickened. Leave on one side.
4. Heat the oven to 190C/gas 5. Put the sausages in a small roasting tin, drizzle with olive oil, and cook for about 20 minutes, until golden. Turn once or twice while in the oven.
5. While the sauce and sausages are cooking, start with the mash. Peel, half (or quarter) the potatoes and transfer to a deep saucepan filled with lightly salted water. Boil until the potatoes are tender.
6. Drain in a colander and return to the pan. Shake the potatoes over a very low heat for a few seconds until they have dried out. Crush with a potato masher or you could use a potato ricer.
7. Heat the milk with the butter, nutmeg and seasoning and gradually add most of it into the potatoes, beating well between each addition. An electric whisk is good for this. Check the consistency by adding more hot milk if needed. If you’re planning on keeping the potatoes warm, pour a thin layer of hot milk mixture over the surface and cover with a lid.
8. Warm the sauce and serve with the sausages and mash.
This recipe is classed as intermediate
- Prep time:
- 20 min
- Cook time:
- 20 min
- Serves:
- 6
Taste nostalgic childhood memories with Roopa Gulati’s traditional toffee-coated apple
Ingredients
For the toffee coating
- 225 g demerara sugar
- 110 ml water
- 0.5 tsp vinegar
- 2 tbsp golden syrup
- 25 g butter
For the apples
- 6 apples
- 6 wooden skewers, for holding the apples – ice lolly sticks will do
Method
1. Dissolve the sugar in the water over a moderate heat. When it has dissolved, stir in the vinegar, syrup and butter. Bring to a boil and cook without stirring until it reaches hard-crack stage (138C) or hardens into a ball when dropped in a jug of cold water. This should take around 10 minutes boiling time.
2. While the syrup is cooking, pierce each apple with a wooden stick. Once the toffee is ready, dip each apple into the hot toffee, turning it around in the syrup so that each one is fully coated.
3. Leave to harden on a lightly oiled tray before serving. If you’re planning to keep them for a day or two, wrap the apples in cellophan
Hot mulled cider punchIngredients
- 100 g brown sugar
- 1 pinches salt
- 2 litres cider
- 1 tsp ground allspice
- 1 tsp wholecloves
- 1 pinches nutmeg
- 2 oranges, peel only, cut into segments
- 6 cm cinnamon sticks
- 50 g blanched flakedalmonds, lightly toasted
Method
1. Combine the sugar and salt, and add to the cider in a large saucepan.
2. Tie the spices in cheesecloth and add to the cider. Slowly bring to the boil. Cover and simmer for 20 minutes.
3. Remove the spices and add the orange peel, cinnamon stick and toasted almonds before serving in a punch bowls
Chilli con carne
This recipe is classed as easy
- Prep time:
- 20 min
- Cook time:
- 1 hr 30 min
- Serves:
- 6
Ingredients
- 2 large onions
- 700 g lean stewing beef, fat removed and cut into 1-2cm cubes
- 5 clovesgarlic, crushed
- 800 g canned chopped tomatoes
- 2 green peppers, sliced
- 3 green or redchillies, chopped, seeds left in if you like your chillies fiery
- 2 tsp groundcumin
- 1 tinned redkidney beans, 400g
- 1 tsp brown sugar
To serve
- 125 ml soured cream
- 2 tbsp coriander leaves, chopped
- 4 tbsp cheddar cheese, grated
Method
Heat the olive oil in a casserole,or saucepan and fry the meat until it changes colour – about 5-7 minutes. Add the onion and garlic and stir for a minute or so before tipping in the tinned tomatoes,chopped chillies, peppers, and a good pinch of salt.
Cover the pan and simmer for about an hour, until the meat is tender and the liquid reduced to a thick sauce. If it gets too dry during cooking, pour in a little more water.
Add the cumin, kidney beans (and a little of the bean liquid,if you like)and the brown sugar. Simmer for a further 10 mins before serving with rice, a spoonful of sour cream, grated cheddar cheese and and coriander leaves as a garnish. For added spicy kick, serve this dish with hot chilli sauce.
The Gun Powder Plot Poem

Some twelve months ago,
An hundred or so,
The Pope went to visit the devil;
And as, you will find,
Old Nick, to a friend,
Can behave himself wondrous civil.
Quoth the De’il to the Seer,
What the De’il brought you her
It was surely some whimsical maggot:
Come, draw to the fire;
Nay, prithee, sit nigher:
Heree, sirrah! lay on t’other faggot.
You’re welcome to Hell;
I hope friends are well,
At Pareis, Madrid, and at Rome;
And ,now you elope,
I suppose, my dear Pope,
The conclave will hang out the broom.
Then his Holiness cry’d,
All jesting aside,
“Give the Pope and the Devil their dues;”
For, believe me, Old Dad,
I’ll make thy heart glad,
For, by Jove, I do bring thee rare news.
There’s a plot to beguile
An obstinate isle;
Great Britain, that heretic nation,
Who so shyly behav’d,
In the hopes of being sav’d
By the help of a d . . d Reformation.
We’ll never have done,
If we burn one by one,
Tis’ such a d . . d numerous race!
For no sooner one’s dead,
Like the fam’d Hydra’s head,
Than a dozen spring up in his place.
But, believe me, Old Nick,
We’ll play them a trick,
The like was ne’er hatched in France;
For this day before dinner,
As sure’s I’m a sinner,
We’ll burn all the rascals at onece.
When the king with his son
To the parliament’s gone,
To consult about old musty papers,
We’ll give them a greeting,
Shall break up their meeting,
And try who can cut the best capers.
There’s powder enough,
And combustible stuff,
Inf fifty and odd trusty barrels,
Which will blow all together,
The Devil cares whither,
And decide at one blow all our quarrels.
But this was scarce said,
When in popp’d the head
Of an old Jesuitical Wight,
Who cry’d You’re mistaken,
They’ve all saav’d their bacon,
And Jemmy still stinks with the fright.
Then Satan was struck,
And said ’tis bad luck,
But you for your news shall be thanked:
So he call’d to the door
Seven devils or more,
And they toss’d the poor dog in a blanket.
Watts, Isaac, Horae lyricae. Poems, By I. London, 1706
WICKED – Promote Yourself
(In honor of All Hallows’ Eve and those spirits who are still with us)
The Hag – YOUR FAVOURITE POEM
The Hag is astride,
This night for to ride;
The Devill and shee together:
Through thick, and through thin,
Now out, and then in,
Thorn or a Burr
She takes for a Spurre:
With a lash of a Bramble she rides now,
Through Brakes and through Bryars,
O’re Ditches, and Mires,
She followes the Spirit that guides now.
No Beast, for his food,
Dares now range the wood;
But husht in his laire he lies lurking:
While mischiefs, by these,
On Land and on Seas,
At noone of Night are working,
The storme will arise,
And trouble the skies;
This night, and more for the wonder,
The ghost from the Tomb
Affrighted shall come,
A Cal’d out by the clap of the Thunder.Though ne’r so foule be the weather.
Robert Herrick (1648)
YOUR FAVOURITE POEM SENT IN BY YOU WHAT’S YOURS
SOME MORE OF SCARY MARY’S RECIPES
Ingredients
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- butter, for greasing
- 110g/4 oz self-raising flour
- salt
- 2 tbsp ground ginger
- ½ tsp ground nutmeg
- ½ tsp mixed spice
- 75g/3oz oatflakes
- 175g/6oz golden syrup
- 50g/2oz black treacle
- 110g/4oz unsalted butter
- 110g/4oz soft brown sugar
- 1 free range egg, beaten
- 2 tsp full-fat milk
- For the hot spiced syrup
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- 200g/7oz golden syrup
- 2 tsp dry cider
- ½ tsp ground mixed spice
- For the rhubarb
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- 255g/9oz rhubarb, in 1cm/¼in lengths
- 3-4 tbsp caster sugar, to taste
- To serve
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- 500ml/1lb 2oz vanilla ice cream
Preparation method
- Pre-heat the oven to 140C/275F/Gas 1.
- Grease a 20cm/8in square cake tin with butter.
- Sieve the flour, a pinch of salt, the ginger, nutmeg and mixed spice together into a large bowl.
- Mix in the oatflakes.
- Warm the tins of syrup and treacle in hot water to make it easier to measure them out accurately.
- Put the syrup, treacle, butter and soft brown sugar into a small saucepan and melt over a gentle heat, bring up to a simmer but do not boil.
- Stir into the flour mixture.
- Mix in the beaten egg and milk to create a soft, almost pouring, consistency.
- Pour into the buttered tin and bake for 1¼ hours, until firm in the centre.
- Remove from the oven and leave in the tin for 5-10 minutes before turning out and cutting into squares.
- For the hot spiced syrup, simply whisk all the ingredients together in a small pan and warm, but don’t boil.
- Place the rhubarb into a saucepan with a little water and the sugar.
- Bring to a simmer and cook until just tender.
- To serve, place a spoonful of rhubarb in the centre of the plate, top with a ball of ice cream.
- Place a piece of parkin on the side and drizzle over the spiced syrup.
Nutty toffee apples
Studded with crunchy nuts, these grown-up toffee apples work well for a Halloween or Bonfire Night party recipe.
Ingredients
- 6 Cox apples
- 6 small wooden ice lolly sticks
- 225g/8oz granulated sugar
- 110ml/4fl oz water
- 30g/1oz butter
- 2 tbsp golden syrup
- 4 tbsp finely chopped mixed nuts
Preparation method
- Push the wooden sticks halfway into the apples at the stalk end.
- Dissolve the sugar and water in a thick-bottomed pan over a gentle heat.
- Add the butter and syrup to the mixture and bring to the boil. Continue to boil, without stirring, until the toffee reaches 140C/275F (use a sugar thermometer to measure this).
- Remove the pan from the heat and gently stir in the nuts.
- Carefully dip each apple into the toffee, making sure each apple is well coated, and set aside to harden on a baking try lined with non-stick parchment.
- Let them cool then eat
MORE RECIPES TO COME
SCARY MARY SAYS BE SAFE ON BONFIRE NIGHT AND USE THE FIREWORK CODE
SCARY MARY SAYS SAFEY FIRST
The Firework Code
Always follow the firework code, stick to these simple rules, and be safe this bonfire night.
• only buy fireworks marked BS 7114
• don’t drink alcohol if you’re setting off fireworks
• store fireworks in a closed box
• follow the instructions on each firework
• light fireworks at arm’s length, using the taper provided
• stand well back
• never go near a firework that has been lit – even if it hasn’t gone off it could still explode
• never put fireworks in your pocket or throw them
• always supervise children around fireworks
• light sparklers one at a time and wear gloves
• never give sparklers to a child under five
• keep pets indoors
• don’t set off noisy fireworks late at night and never after 11.00pm (except on certain occasions)
• take care around open flames such as bonfires and barbecues – all clothes even those labeled ‘low flammability’ can catch fire
The Law
If you misuse them you may be liable for an on the spot fine of £80. If found guilty by the courts you could get a fine of up to £5,000.
It is an offence to:
• buy adult fireworks if you are under 18
• set off fireworks in the street or other public places
• set off fireworks between 11.00 pm and 7.00 am
You can let off fireworks until 12.00 pm on bonfire night and until 1.00 am on Christmas, New Years Eve, Chinese New Year or Diwali.
If you are using fireworks you will need to be aware of your neighbours and make sure that you do not cause a nuisance.
Be safe not sorry
Having fireworks at home can be great fun, as long as they are used safely. Follow our simple steps to make sure your display is safe and fun.
Fireworks are safe if you use them properly. If you’re putting on a home display, you should follow some simple steps to make sure that everyone has a good time without getting hurt.
Keep kids safe
We want children to enjoy fireworks but they need to know that they can be dangerous if they are not used properly. Each year, over half of all firework injuries are suffered by children. The Child Accident Prevention Trust have more guidance on keeping kids safe
Sparkler safely
Did you know that sparklers get five times hotter than cooking oil? Sparklers are not toys and should never be given to a child under five.
Where to buy
Don’t cut corners just to save a few quid. Always buy fireworks from a reputable shop to make sure that they conform to British Standards. This means that they should have BS 7114 written on the box.
Sometimes shops open up for a short time before Bonfire Night but these may not be the best places to buy fireworks from. Staff in these shops might not be very knowledgeable about using fireworks safely and their fireworks might not meet British Standards.
Whatever you do, don’t buy fireworks from anywhere you’re not sure about, such as the back of a van or from a temporary, unlicensed market stall.
What to buy
There are different categories of fireworks. Members of the public can buy and set off most of the fireworks that come under Categories 1 to 3. These are fireworks that include those that you can use indoors, in your garden or at a display. Always read the packet carefully and make sure that the fireworks you buy are suitable for the place where you are going to set them off.
Professional fireworks
Some fireworks can only be bought and used by firework professionals. These include: air bombs; aerial shells, aerial maroons, shells-in-mortar and maroons-in-mortar; all bangers; mini rockets; fireworks with erratic flight; some Category 2 and 3 fireworks which exceed certain size limits; and all Category 4 fireworks.
Setting them off
Only one person should be in charge of fireworks. If that’s you, then make sure you take all the necessary precautions. Read the instructions in daylight and don’t drink any alcohol until they’ve all been discharged. Make your preparations in advance, and in daylight. On the night, you will need…
a torch
a bucket or two of water
eye protection and gloves
a bucket of soft earth to put fireworks in
suitable supports and launchers if you’re setting off catherine wheels or rockets.
Firework displays
If you are organising a firework display for the general public, read our information on how to organise safe and successful firework displays.
Protect your animals
You should take precautions to protect your pets during the times of the year when fireworks are likely to be set off.
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