A Green Martian came to Nottingham
To made his mark upon the land,
He landed in the castle court-yard
And was surrounded by Robins merry band,
They were all dressed in green
That made the Martian scream,
They laughed and pointed at the Martian
But the Martian said I come in peace,
So please take me to your leader
Then Robin came from around the corner
With tankard in his hand,
Robin told the Martian
I’ve just come from the Trip To Jerusalem,
You must have come to join my merry band
Which the Martian did not really understand.
By Thomas Sims
