My turkeys have done a runner
No turkeys as far as the eye can see
Are the little blighter’s hiding away from me?
I rang the Police
I informed the TV
Now their pictures have been made public
For everyone to see
The telephone will not stop ringing me
Because now they have all been spotted
Outside Bernard’s Norfolk turkey factory
I switched on the telly
News flash
GREAT ESCAPE
Bernard’s turkeys on the run
Running around Norfolk having lots of fun
So there will be no turkey
on my plate this Christmas
Just because there’s
no turkeys left in Norfolk
It won’t stop my Christmas fun
By Thomas sims
