St George came to Nottingham
To meet his old mate Robin Hood
They went for a drink in
The Trip to Jerusalem
An old local pub,
St George always loved the taste of good ale
So when Robin told him a very good tale
The tale of the dragon
That roamed across the land
After a few drinks
They thought of a very cunning plan
To capture the dragon,
That roamed across the land
But Robin had only seen the dragon
Once he’d had a drink
So this of course made St George rethink
He asked himself
Are the dragons all extinct?
The locals say dragons aren’t real
It’s a matter of opinion
How do you feel?
Thomas Sims