Peter the Elf

Long time ago deep within the forest

Lived an elf by the name of Pete

He was dressed in all his finery

Wearing clogs upon his feet

 

He longed to dance the fandango

At the Goblins, fantasy ball

Alas, for Pete he had a problem

In his stocking feet he only two feet tall

 

This was not going put off Pete

For Pete had a cunning plan

He decided to consult Mary the fairy

He pleaded her to turn him into a man

 

She cast a magic spell over him

 Placing poor Pete into a whirl

Something went terribly wrong

As she had turned him into a girl

 

This did not bother Pete the elf

The fandango he danced all night

At midnight the spell wore off

It was then Pete disappeared out of sight

 

Malcolm G Bradshaw